To blame Boris Johnson

[AgnesNaismith]

For the fact my eldest daughter crafted a rabbit out of clay and decided to call it ‘Matt Hancock’. Now my youngest is wailing and refusing to sleep because she doesn’t want it to be called Matt Hancock.

YANBU.
Log it with 101 and go nc with the rabbit immediately.

I’ve tried. The rabbit keeps giving me the thumbs up.

Get the youngest to make her own rabbit and call it what she likes?

Oh that’s cheered me up. Send Matt Hancock off on a PR tour of regional hospitals.

Can we see it ?

Sure! It’s being closely guarded by eldest dd so it isn’t destroyed by the youngest...but Matt Hancock will be available in the morning for viewing.