Oh no - new COVID Facebook statuses to copy and paste

[supergirls]

This appears to be the new one doing the rounds...

What Boris should really have said:

‘So, here we go again. I’m on your tv telling you things are going to be shit for a while. And yes that’s what I’m doing. I’m stopping you from going out, from seeing your friends and loved ones. You think that makes me a bad person. But you know what; this job isn’t easy.

All I’m doing is trying to please you lot and stop you all dying at the same time. I give you rules, you break them. I ease things a bit, you take the piss. You are a bunch of ungrateful selfish human beings and I’m now at the point where I’m only inflicting more rules because you idiots are putting ridiculous pressure on the NHS, by ignoring the things I have asked you nicely to do.

You all think you are a scientist, doctors, experts. You aren’t. Neither am I. But I am taking advice from the best in this country and doing my best to please you all.

So stop being so selfish.. yes it’s boring, it’s getting old, but it won’t go away if you all continue to throw your toys out of your pram. Grow up. Take some responsibility for yourself and your so called loved ones and do as you are asked!
Stay Home!!

You are welcome to copy, and paste. I have.

Yes, pitting everyone against each other is really going to help isn’t it. Nothing to do with the catastrophe of a government we have.

But it's been like that since day 1. I remeber in the first lockdown someone asking why her friend who was only admin in the NHS needed to work ( ie. Got a key worker place) when her job clearly wasnt that important. Yeah because heaping a bunch of admin onto the already over run doctors and nurses is always a good idea.
A good phrase i've seen a few times on here to those types of threads is you do you.
People will always judge others to make themselves feel better.

A good phrase i've seen a few times on here to those types of threads is you do you.

It's a shit phrase when "you doing you" is endangering others. The Great British Public have fucked this up at least as much as the government has. Probably more.

Maybe you could have copied and pasted it to the Coronavirus board.

If I wanted covid advice I'd not be taking it from that fucking hypocrite Johnson.

You all think you are a scientist, doctors, experts. You aren’t

Oh that’s ok then. I was obviously just imagining the fact that I’m a scientist. The degree, PhD and 22 years of experience are clearly just a figment of my imagination.

@TriSarahTops hahaha dido on that one. Not quite got the 22 years of experience but I'm pretty sure that PhD in medical sciences squarely puts me in the scientist category