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My DP is currently completely drunk in the garden

29 replies

Potatoespuds · 27/12/2020 22:11

My DP (who rarely ever drinks) is currently wasted in the garden with his best pal

AIBU just to go and gate crash with my gin, in my pj’s just coz I’m bored and it seems like a nice (freezing cold 🥶) evening and join in.

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TheLifeAndDeathBrigade · 27/12/2020 22:12

Just waiting for someone to come ask what tier you're in...

AlwaysCheddar · 27/12/2020 22:14

What tier are you in Grin?

PhylisPrice · 27/12/2020 22:15

Nah, go to bed and enjoy being a starfish 😂

NiceGerbil · 27/12/2020 22:15

Go for it why wouldn't you!

SquishySquirmy · 27/12/2020 22:15

If he is really truly drunk and if it is as cold where you are as it is here, then I would encourage him in soon op. Keep an eye on the situation, passing out in this cold could be very dangerous.

But from your tone I assume he's ok?

AriesTheRam · 27/12/2020 22:16

Totally crash with the gin!

Lollypop701 · 27/12/2020 22:31

Don’t chat on here, get crashing!

Ontheboardwalk · 27/12/2020 22:34

If it was you and a friend getting wasted once in a while would you mind your DP joining you? If not crack on

Although it is frecking freezing here so I wouldn’t be leaving the nice warm house for nobody

MrsRogerLima · 27/12/2020 22:35

I thought you were going to say he was passed out or something. In which case I would have said to wake him and get him. In the house unless you wanted him to die from hypothermia.

Why do you feel you cant join them and have to ask mums net? 🙄

Alfiemoon1 · 27/12/2020 22:46

I would crack open the gin but stay in as it’s freezing here

PhilCornwall1 · 27/12/2020 22:52

Don't you know there is a pandemic on!!!????? How selfish!!!

Joking BTW. Go join in!!

cafenoirbiscuit · 27/12/2020 22:52

How funny. Get out there and see if you can capture him on film on your phone
That should earn you several lie-ins and maybe breakfast in bed 🤣

SonjaMorgan · 27/12/2020 23:03

It is far too cold for me tonight. You would need a lot of gin and a blanket round your shoulders at the least.

LindaEllen · 27/12/2020 23:05

My DP and the next door neighbour regularly get drunk together (yes, it's fine for our tier) and I go out with a drink if I'm bored. I don't stay out the whole time though, as they don't feel the cold at all and would happily sit out until gone midnight, so I'll just pop out for a bit and then go back in when I'm freezing. Nothing wrong with it, so long as you get on with the mate.

Fairydustrust · 27/12/2020 23:05

Depends if you are under each other's feet all the time. If yes, give them space. Personally I think it's good to leave well alone if they are playing nicely 😂

MrsBobDylan · 27/12/2020 23:07

Can’t you drink the gin in your warm home and wave from the window?

It’s cold and they’ll both probably be dead by morning anyway.

AcornAutumn · 27/12/2020 23:11

Wrap up warm and go!

Can you mix the gin into hot toddies?

dottiedaisee · 27/12/2020 23:23

Go out and enjoy!!

HairyFloppins · 27/12/2020 23:23

Hilarious. What about the neighbours they might have work early

notherchge · 27/12/2020 23:30

Threesome???

Where are you? Can i make a four? Sitting here watching shit on Netflix so get out there girl.

NiceGerbil · 27/12/2020 23:34

Seriously?

It's the festive season. Life is on hold. People are not allowed to do much at all.

I find this insistence on relentless misery really eye opening.

ApplesinmyPocket · 27/12/2020 23:43

@MrsBobDylan

Can’t you drink the gin in your warm home and wave from the window?

It’s cold and they’ll both probably be dead by morning anyway.

Grin
vodkaredbullgirl · 27/12/2020 23:48

@MrsRogerLima my ex came back drunk 1 night and fell asleep under the lean to. I couldn't get him in so chucked a pillow under his head and a blanket over him.

MispyM · 27/12/2020 23:58

How cold is it? Simply asking because drunk plus cold can be extremely dangerous.

Potatoespuds · 28/12/2020 00:03

I joined them, got greeted with a shot of rum 😂 the pals getting picked up soon so they won’t be dead 😆

Should’ve joined earlier but didn’t want to push in on the boy banter but just sounded fun! Turns out they were happy to have me 😂

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