Van parked totally blocking my drive. Literally Christmas arrived early for me, pacing up and down, peering out the window every minute, BP rising you get the drift 
pen at the ready to do a diagram a must for parking thread. I can get three cars next to each other plus one at the end without blocking the pavement (it’s a dropped kerb the whole length)
I had the driveway done when I moved in 3 years ago, block paved the lot and railings either side and apart from people using my drive to do a u turn on 
had very few issues. Great neighbours all very considerate and all great with parking as we have a neighbour who has his work fans dotted along the road and we all moan about it.
So what a let down that after two hours the van has gone so no drama when we all love a parking drama thread especially at Christmas