To wish I had my cat's life...

[dayslikethese1]

I've been so stressed with work lately and I look over and my cat is always curled up, barely moving a paw. I am jealous of the sleepy bastard. I want to be reincarnated as a pampered cat.

We neutered our cat last week. I'm glad I'm not Cat....

I would like to be my (spayed) cat - but an unfixed one would face fights (male) and being forced to have sex with a penis that has hooks on it (female).

Also I think a lot of cats are actually treated badly by well meaning owners.

I'd love to be either of our cats. They had a difficult start in life as they were feral kittens but now they live such a pampered life it's hard not to be jealous.

Being reincarnated as them would be idyllic. If I could get away with sleeping on the the bed in the all day, meals served to me and a daily head massage I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have much to complain about.

have you seen cat food lately?
barf

I often think this

No stress, no work, meals provided three times a day, a lovely big house and garden to roam, loving owners and the biggest decision of the day being where to have a snooze. If I had a brain the size if my cats, I'd love her life.

OP- the cat who lives in your house. No-one owns a cat, a cat owns you. I don't blame you for your thought though.

@grannyinapram watched a program recently on pet food in the UK I think it also has to be fit for human consumption - lots of people who worked at the factory trying samples!!

My cat is telling me off as she wants the heating putting back on and lots more cuddles.

I'd love my cats life.
No bastarding hormonal cycles - bliss!
Getting to park my arse wherever I like, curl up and sleep.
A group of humans whose sole purpose is to cater to my every whim? Yes please.
I'd be less bitchy about cuddles than she is too.

We have life rules, cats have maids (mostly)

I'd never have a cat frankly. They are just a few steps away from eating us like tigers. Lol

I have often thought this, just look 😂 i have 4 of the fluffy plonkers 😊

Yeah I often think they have such a good life. Their day is napping, eating, playing and cuddles. Amazing

True nosswith and good point granny her food does look pretty gross. Still, I'd just love to be that relaxed.