Is someone getting their kicks from snogging threads?

[BexR]

Every time I look at mumsnet there is a new thread inviting people to talk about whether they enjoy "snogging".

Two recentish ones have had the exact title - Do you still 'snog' your husband? (complete with identical inverted commas)

The word itself makes me want to vom so I may be hypersensitive to such threads.

I'm just waiting for a snogging Bob Dylan thread

I cannot STAND the word. Bring back "Frenching"

I don't like the word snog. Awful word. However l like a good snogging thread. Why not. Better than bloody COVID or yet another MiL thread.

"Aibu to snog my MIL?"

Ywbu to snog Bob Dylan. Bet he would make nasally "mmm" appreciative noises throughout.

Yabu to snog MIL. Handy rhyme to remember: lousy spouses put tongues in mother's mouthses.

I feel I should reciprocate.

Not even if he's willin'
Should you ever snog Bob Dylan
I will die on that hill(un)

Haha

Keep your tongue indoors
When near rock dinosaurs