To think he should have taken Milk tray

8 replies

Gretnacastle · 16/12/2020 07:11

Just that really.

He was either really romantic or REALLY horny

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AngusThermopyle · 16/12/2020 07:18

I can't read that as it's behind a pay wall.

chipsandpeas · 16/12/2020 07:23

@AngusThermopyle

I can't read that as it's behind a pay wall.

non paywall story

zigzagbetty · 16/12/2020 07:28

Can't believe he thought, how can I cross the Irish Sea in the depths of winter, I know....jetski!

AngusThermopyle · 16/12/2020 07:36

Bloody hell, what an idiot.
(Thank you chipsandpeas)

LuckyNumberThirteen · 16/12/2020 07:44

And I can't even get a text back...

BarbaraofSeville · 16/12/2020 07:56

@zigzagbetty

Can't believe he thought, how can I cross the Irish Sea in the depths of winter, I know....jetski!

This. It's a bloody miracle he made it alive.

SimonJT · 16/12/2020 09:10

He may not be the hero we deserve, but he is the hero we need.

WishIWasSomewhereElse · 18/12/2020 15:24

Would a woman who left her young kids, to jet ski across the Irish Sea, to see a fling, be considered as a 'hero'? Nope she'd be slated.

Flip