To think he should have taken Milk tray

[Gretnacastle]

Just that really.

He was either really romantic or REALLY horny

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/12/15/man-jailed-travelling-isle-man-jet-ski-see-girlfriend/

I can't read that as it's behind a pay wall.

@AngusThermopyle

I can't read that as it's behind a pay wall.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-isle-of-man-55310647

non paywall story

Can't believe he thought, how can I cross the Irish Sea in the depths of winter, I know....jetski!

Bloody hell, what an idiot.
(Thank you chipsandpeas)

And I can't even get a text back...

@zigzagbetty

Can't believe he thought, how can I cross the Irish Sea in the depths of winter, I know....jetski!

This. It's a bloody miracle he made it alive.

He may not be the hero we deserve, but he is the hero we need.

Would a woman who left her young kids, to jet ski across the Irish Sea, to see a fling, be considered as a 'hero'? Nope she'd be slated.