Do you hear a Mumsnet Voice?

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Today I took my DS to the zoo. We were having a lovely time playing in puddles in quite a secluded area. A couple with their ds walked by and the Mumsnet Voice (in my head) accused me of performance parenting.

Later, dh made a comment about the firmness of my toad in the hole and all I could hear, again in my head, was chants of "ltb, ltb."

Anyone else?

He told you your road in the hole was "firm" ???
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I believe e hi are now entitled to rendition him
to IOW hotel or yo interrogate him 'Exactkt what you meant by that?!@

Haha I definitely have a voice that tells me to Ltb everytime DP pisses me off

I find myself thinking about the bun fights that would ensue over little things that happen, if I posted a thread about them.

Yes I often have this voice!

I sometimes go to start a conversation with "Am I being unreasonable to......"

Whenever someone on here types ‘I wouldn’t dream of doing XYZ’, I always hear it in a very particular tone of voice. I mentally italicise dream and imagine Vic and Bob clutching at their handbags.