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Wishing Death and Destruction on someone (Lighthearted)

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Mutunus · 15/12/2020 14:30

AIBU to wish all sorts of horrible things to happen to a man who passed by the shop I'm working in?
I was sitting behind the counter yesterday and watched this "gentleman" approach and lean up against the window. He then proceeded to spaff the contents of one nostril on the glass and then the other.
Sadly I didn't have the courage to go outside and confront him , just sat there seething and wishing for vengeful god to intervene on my behalf.

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SchrodingersImmigrant · 15/12/2020 14:37

I wish on people like this that they kick their little toe on some furniture at least once a day for a year. Much better than death muahahahhaha

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