Soooo, Me and "DH" are not currently getting along.....very very long story!! Anyway, I've filed for divorce, decree absolute but we're unfortunately still living together as he won't leave. But that's not my AIBU. My AIBU is likening him to a cold sore. He asked me what my big colds sore was called and I said "it's called (DH NAME) annoying and very difficult to get rid of!! Hilarious although he doesn't think so!