You know those big metal things a bit like a night safe? Or

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Or an American mail box?

Why can’t we have those built into porches if we want them with a nice soft basket underneath to catch the parcels?

A bit like these things (but without the limited volume or the inconvenience of having to trudge out and bend over and carry all the parcels in I n the rain) :-

www.smartparcelbox.co.uk/buy-online.html

YABU - crap idea
YANBU - genius

I mean night wages and mailing boxes like this. So that there’s a tippy trough you out things in to deposit them in and nobody can get their hands through to take them back out.

It would be so secure to have the metal tipper built into the porch wall.

I love inventing things in my head!