AIBU to steal someone’s fish?

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So, put an offer on a house after 2 1/2 hrs viewing with sellers - lots of talking etc. They have now decided (2 weeks later) they have changed their mind about selling. We have now missed out on our 2nd and 3rd choice houses. AIBU if I creep round at night and steal all their gold fish from their pond as a punishment?

I’m popping on the balaclava now!!

Just go and wee in it. Fish are buggers to transport.

YANBU

Remember to put masks on them, it's the law!

Shoot - it’s going to take ages to make that many!

Thanks for the validation - just don’t read Yorkshire Post for the next week or so!!

I might get done for flashing (takes me ages to wee outside!)

Bastards

You have my sympathy.

May their fish hate them

Take a Shewee so you can piss through their letterbox too

@Krampusasbabysitter

Take a Shewee so you can piss through their letterbox too

Brilliant- better option than my partner who said he would just Chuck the cat into the pond