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To call my partner Cuntface

203 replies

60sbird · 30/09/2020 19:56

My partner and I have a great relationship, we are both quite childish and tend to call each other cunt chops or cunt face, never in anger always in fun, I’ve found my one to stay childish with rather than grow old with

OP posts:
Aquamarine1029 · 30/09/2020 19:57

Ok.

Ameanstreakamilewide · 30/09/2020 19:57

That's what Mickey Flanagan calls 'the casual cunt-ing off' stage of a relationship! 😉

SecretWitch · 30/09/2020 19:58

That’s nice.

RunningFromInsanity · 30/09/2020 19:59

A beautiful story to tell your grandkids...

60sbird · 30/09/2020 20:01

Posted too soon, we’ve been together for 15 years and are both mid 50s, I hated the word growing up but find it quite amusing now

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MistyGreenAndBlue · 30/09/2020 20:01

So?

Aquamarine1029 · 30/09/2020 20:02

Fantastic.

Leafyhouse · 30/09/2020 20:03

I think that's this whole thing about once you're in your 50's and the kids have left home, you start reverting to your 20's again. I certainly hope so, can't wait.

vanillandhoney · 30/09/2020 20:04

Good for you?

HEYAhhhhhhhhh · 30/09/2020 20:04

righty! Haha!

TOFO1965 · 30/09/2020 20:05

The tediousness of this.

Livelovebehappy · 30/09/2020 20:12

YABU. it’s an awful word to use, even in jest.

RobertaTheGreat · 30/09/2020 20:14

How lovely.

DamnShesaSexyChick · 30/09/2020 20:14

That’s beautiful.

shitinmyhandsandclap · 30/09/2020 20:15

Laugh a minute in your gaff eh?

Justcallmebebes · 30/09/2020 20:17

Think that's vile personally

Shizzlestix · 30/09/2020 20:17

What’s your point?

lachy · 30/09/2020 20:17

you do you...

Purplecatshopaholic · 30/09/2020 20:17

My bf and I do this all the time too op. Micky Flanagan was right, lol. We find it hilarious - luckily no one else ever hears us

amusedtodeath1 · 30/09/2020 20:19

I get it, my and my DP also insult each other in jest all the time. I might borrow cuntchops lol

IDespairOfTheHumanRace · 30/09/2020 20:19

What a charming pair you sound - dinner parties at your house must be a 'go to' event for those lacking social graces, cognitive ability or more than one functioning brain cell

Asterion · 30/09/2020 20:19

@TOFO1965

The tediousness of this.
Yup.
Notajogger · 30/09/2020 20:20

Rightio....weird thread.

OhFuckingFuck · 30/09/2020 20:22

Okaaay

Bowerbird5 · 30/09/2020 20:22

Hilarious...not.

I hate that word more than the F word.

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