To call my partner Cuntface

[60sbird]

My partner and I have a great relationship, we are both quite childish and tend to call each other cunt chops or cunt face, never in anger always in fun, I’ve found my one to stay childish with rather than grow old with

HollowTalk

Really!!! You think farting in front of each other is disgusting, get a life, it’s natural to fart.

Some of you are really up your own arses, oh incidentally one of my other faves is wankstain

What are you expecting from this thread?

It's vulgar and, in bad taste

Get a grip and grow up

Silly cunts op 😆

Sounds like fun! DH and I have a similar relationship.

Too many miserable arses in the world (and in this thread by the looks of it).

what of it?

I don’t use the c word but I swear more now In my sixties than I ever did in my twenties. If you want to call him that and it doesn’t cause upset, you do it OP.

I thought this thread was gonna be about a blazing row from the title.

Oh dear, nobody’s voting

Cool story bro.

@60sbird

HollowTalk

Really!!! You think farting in front of each other is disgusting, get a life, it’s natural to fart.

Some of you are really up your own arses, oh incidentally one of my other faves is wankstain

Yes, I do think that, if it's done on purpose. Why the fuck would anyone want to witness that? You're not an animal.

It wouldn't be my cup of tea. We don't even swear AT each other in our house, let alone use insults or swearing as pet names, so am I always a bit taken aback when colleagues call their wives various names over the phone in jest.

You do you though, if it gives the two of you a giggle then why not?

😂😂 op me and my partner call each other insulting words all the time in jest.

HollowTalk

I didn’t say we farted in front of each other on purpose, but actually we do

@RunningFromInsanity

A beautiful story to tell your grandkids...

If they have a face like a cunt, YANBU. Otherwise, why?

FrothyB

We keep it private, we don’t talk like that in public or in front of our kids or Grand kids, but life is too short to be too serious

God there are some uptight miserable sods on here! It's a lighthearted thread where Op is saying that she's happy that she and her husband are still playful together. Good for you OP! My DH's pet name for me is Slutbucket! 

It's a bit like talking dirty - fine to do but like talking dirty the details are best kept to yourself.

Ok? You don’t think you’re being unreasonable, did you just think people would think you’re cool? I don’t really get the point of this thread unless it’s that.

@60sbird

Mcchips2020

I think it shows you are comfortable enough with each other that you can do this. We often say to each other are we the only ones that talk like this to each other.

So comfortable that you had to ask an internet full of strangers for validation.

Right.

borntobequiet

Funny you should say that, he often says show us your cunt and I say look in the mirror

Come on guys, it's a fun thread

How about dick tits?

Whatever floats your boat.