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Original poster

To call my partner Cuntface

203 replies

60sbird · 30/09/2020 19:56

My partner and I have a great relationship, we are both quite childish and tend to call each other cunt chops or cunt face, never in anger always in fun, I’ve found my one to stay childish with rather than grow old with

OP posts:
QueSera · 30/09/2020 21:09

Whatever

Original poster
60sbird · 30/09/2020 21:10

Not asking for validation just thought with all the shit going on in everyone’s lives just now it was a light hearted thread. Glad there’s some people out there with a sense of humour

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viques · 30/09/2020 21:10

@60sbird

Mcchips2020

I think it shows you are comfortable enough with each other that you can do this. We often say to each other are we the only ones that talk like this to each other.

Thank the Lord you found each other.
Staffy1 · 30/09/2020 21:10

Well I think you need to be a bit more inclusive and use the odd "dickface" or "knobchops" occasionally.

Ninjamomma · 30/09/2020 21:11

I'd much rather spend an evening at your house than at half of the houses of those who have responded here this evening.

Makes me realise why I dislike reading most of the threads on here nowadays and reminds me how pretentious and uptight a lot of the members are on here

I can guarantee you there morals haven't always been so above yours

"Social graces, cognitive ability or more than one functioning brain cell"

I wouldn't worry about your lack of the above as told by another poster. She probably has very few friends and very little personality

I think it's awesome that you still have humour and jest in your marriage.

EarringsandLipstick · 30/09/2020 21:11

@60sbird

HollowTalk

Really!!! You think farting in front of each other is disgusting, get a life, it’s natural to fart.

Some of you are really up your own arses, oh incidentally one of my other faves is wankstain

God you're sounding worse with every post.

Is this a wind-up? 🤔

EarringsandLipstick · 30/09/2020 21:13

My DH's pet name for me is Slutbucket!

😳😳😳
Seriously. WTAF?

Some people are certifiable, with pretty revolting approaches to relationships.

blueskys72 · 30/09/2020 21:13

Me and DS call each other Piss-face and Pus-face (from Friday Night Dinner). It's a conversation in itself .... Grin

KunekuneKristmasCake · 30/09/2020 21:14

And then everyone clapped.... what a boring anecdote - couldn’t you come up with something funnier?

canonlydoblue · 30/09/2020 21:15

I call my husband babe or hun....

Anordinarymum · 30/09/2020 21:16

Has anybody considered that these name calling folks are telling you they have good relationships ?? Nobody is gaslighting or bullying or any of the other things we read on here.

if you don't like it don't knock it just because you don't do it. Not everything is wrong

Original poster
60sbird · 30/09/2020 21:17

zoomiecraziness

How funny, I told my partner about slutbucket and he says he going to steal that.
He used to be fuckshitwankchops but it was too long

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MsKeats · 30/09/2020 21:17

I call my ex Arsewipe behind his back. If anyone called me Cunt or Cuntychops -I wouldn't be responsible for my actions.

AndNoneForGretchenWieners · 30/09/2020 21:17

Me and DH used to have insulting nicknames for each other too, it was all in jest. I think lots of people do it but maybe most of them are not on this thread!

GwendolineMarysLaces · 30/09/2020 21:18

And you felt the need to post, why?

Staffy1 · 30/09/2020 21:18

@borntobequiet

If they have a face like a cunt, YANBU. Otherwise, why?
This really made me laugh! Who has a face like a cunt? Grin
zoomiecraziness · 30/09/2020 21:19

@EarringsandLipstick That's one of the nicer things! I call him equally delightful things. It's said in fun and with irony. We both have very dry dark senses of humour. I'd say you need to lighten up!

zoomiecraziness · 30/09/2020 21:21

And like the OP we have been together a long long time and we are still very happy and in love Grin

Nanny0gg · 30/09/2020 21:22

@60sbird

Thank god I only put the tame names we call each other, these are our lovey doves pet names. Lighten up people. I might add that we are very nice people and the only dinner parties we throw are for our grandchildren so definitely don’t use these names then
Why did you feel the need to share?
Nanny0gg · 30/09/2020 21:24

@60sbird

Not asking for validation just thought with all the shit going on in everyone’s lives just now it was a light hearted thread. Glad there’s some people out there with a sense of humour
People always think they have the sense of humour and others don't.

However...

EarringsandLipstick · 30/09/2020 21:24

@zoomiecraziness

I'd say you need to lighten up!

Yeah, I'm good thanks.

Weird way you have to chill out & have fun 🤷🏻‍♀️

BakedTattie · 30/09/2020 21:26
Confused

You’re so ‘cool’. Using sweary words.

Am I missing something?!

staceyflack · 30/09/2020 21:27
Smile
CheetasOnFajitas · 30/09/2020 21:28

I get the sense that you had children quite young and feel you missed out on childhood?

Uraflutteringcunt · 30/09/2020 21:29

Well I think it sounds like they are at least enjoying themselves which is more than can be said for the MN sour chops.