To call my partner Cuntface

[60sbird]

My partner and I have a great relationship, we are both quite childish and tend to call each other cunt chops or cunt face, never in anger always in fun, I’ve found my one to stay childish with rather than grow old with

Ooh, this thread made me think of a good one for the "what word or phrase do you hate and think everyone needs to know about it thread"... OP, "you do you."

It's not for me and mine, thank goodness, but so long as you're enjoying yourselves!

My dog is nobhead at the moment
😄 I used to have "abusive" nicknames for my old pooch too. Always said as terms of endearment and in jest as I adored him. For example, he was a big dog but I'd call him a "little shit".

he often says show us your cunt and I say look in the mirror
Oh no, I laughed way harder than I should've at that! 😄 I get you, OP. There's a time and a place for crudity and I see no issue with being well behaved in company but being disgustingly silly in private with a partner.
Personally I love "cuntychops" 😄 There isn't enough silliness in the world for me at times.

A joke surely.....

I think it’s fine if neither of you are taking offence

Yes a joke. A bad one at that.

What do you want us to say?
it's pathetic?

I’m imagining that you describe yourself as ‘random’ or ‘crazy’

@60sbird

Not asking for validation just thought with all the shit going on in everyone’s lives just now it was a light hearted thread. Glad there’s some people out there with a sense of humour

What are you asking for though? If you are happy what's the point? Most pet names have a personal meaning

Not sure why you need to share with the world. Do you feel all grown up now?

@EarringsandLipstick erm not sure having pet names equals relaxing and having fun Personally to relax and have fun I like to visit luxury hotels, stately homes and long country rambles... with my darling DH TwatBags

I get it, although people find the word so offensive that many won't. As long as you both know how you use it, and both of you find it amusing and don't use it in anger, then fine.

Reading some of these responses, I want to say fuck off, but I’m a Surrey Lady so I won’t, I have a great life with a great partner, we’ve both known the sadness of losing our parents and both know life is incredibly short for some so we try and enjoy ourselves, admittedly a bit crudely but hey it works for us. Enjoy your lives

I think the point is, that it doesn't matter whether it's offensive or not (I couldn't give a shit what you call each other), but you are suggesting people don't have a sense of humour, when it's not that... I am not joining in with the LOLZ, not because I am offended, but it's just not very clever or funny. It's a bit too try hard for me.

But crack on.

ExhaustedGrinch

Please invite me to your next dinner party, I love you 😍

You sound ’wild and krazy’. And much older than your age, desperately trying not to. I wonder how much you both (think you) missed out on, before you met. You posting is not about lighthearted humour though, it’s about validation and comes across as pretty pathetic.

60sbird

You'd be more than welcome, love a bit of lighthearted adult humour!

hitchhikingghost

Most definitely did not miss out on anything, both had equally fulfilling lives thank you, have you always been jealous of happy people

A Surrey lady? Do you have a lacy parasol and all then?

It’s in the post

I think it’s a bit juvenile.

Why do we need to know this...???
But....Yeah, really childish!!

It looks like the Queen has name changed for this one.

But if she and Prince Phil are happy with this banter in the privacy of their own Palace I suppose we should be too.

Sorry for being a bit thick but I don’t understand the point you are trying to make with this post.

Well, it's a fantastic way to get all the po-faced sniffers to clutch their pearls and come out of the woodwork I suppose. Which would be useful if there was an 'ignore humourless posters who can't imagine a life other than their own' feature.