Anyone want to guess what it was? These items are very small, fiddly and once lost, almost impossible to find.
I have had one of those sharp itches for the last couple of hours, and I just got ready for bed and found this item embedded in my arse! The thing is, I did lose one a few days ago but that was in the bathroom and I keep all my knickers in my bedroom, in a drawer, all neat.
Obviously the first I know, but the second....no fucking idea but I am beginning to think that the whole idea of household imps may have a ring of truth in it...... :o