To ask you to have a go at my virtual pub quiz?

[MNQuizzyRascal]

This is two of the rounds I created for the virtual pub quiz I hosted tonight. General knowledge and guess the badly drawn album covers, drawn by me!

Have a go, play along. I'll post answers tomorrow.

Round one - General knowledge

1. The biggest organ in the world can be found in which country?
2. What four letter word ends in U-N-T and is directly related to a female.
3. Slag is the by-product of the production of what kind of material?
4. The world’s largest cock is called Little John. You can find Little John in Essex. How tall does he stand in inches?
5. Gash is a village in the Middle East, in which country can you find Gash?
6. What four letter word starts with F and ends with K, and if you can’t get one you have to use your hands?
7. What shape is a flange?
8. Which imaginary figure is known for his full and bulging sacks?
9. What do you put in a furry muff?

10. We have great tits in the UK, what is the weight in grams of an average great tit?

1. AUNT
2. COKE
3. FORK
4. SANTA
5. YOUR HANDS

I know all the album covers bar one - the woman half covering her face!

I’m too pissed to attempt the general knowledge tonight, but will do tomorrow if I can remember.

The woman in the black coat looks similar to Hazel O'Connor's Breaking Glass.
But she doesn't cover her face.

I know all the album covers apart from the fork thing and the grenade.
You did a good job with Fleetwood Mac and Grace Jones op!

Do you want me to tell you @ElizabethManwairing

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You couldn't be more annoying if you tried. And you did try. And failed. Which makes you the worst kind of annoying ever.

Oops.

FAIL

I think you’re even drunker than me @chucknorrisliveshere

1. 26 inches
2. Iran.
3. Flange has a few different shapes and meanings but usually is a lip or ridge.

10.14-22 grams

Ah, what the hey..

Fork thing is “Songs for the Deaf” by Queens of the Stone Age, and the grenade is “American Idiot” by Green Day

Tried Bjork and Blondie for the woman, but no joy. It really does look like Hazel O Connor, but not quite right, as mentioned earlier.

Thank you @NietzschePeachPearPlum
(just nipped off to make a pot noodle).
I love your username btw!

It’s fame monster Lady Gaga.

@MNQuizzyRascal 😂😂😂

First album is Velvet Underground, second Nirvana Never Mind, grenade American Idiot Green Day, last Springsteen?

And Grace Jones

You okay @chucknorrisliveshere?

Thanks folks.

Answers below.

Round one - General knowledge

1. The biggest organ in the world can be found in which country? - USA.
2. What four letter word ends in U-N-T and is directly related to a female. - Aunt
3. Slag is the by-product of the production of what kind of material? - Metal.
4. The world’s largest cock is called Little John. You can find Little John in Essex. How tall does he stand in inches? - 26 inches.
5. Gash is a village in the Middle East, in which country can you find Gash? - Iran.
6. What four letter word starts with F and ends with K, and if you can’t get one you have to use your hands? - Fork.
7. What shape is a flange? - Circular.
8. Which imaginary figure is known for his full and bulging sacks? - Father Christmas / Santa.
9. What do you put in a furry muff? - Your hands.

10. We have great tits in the UK, what is the weight in grams of an average great tit - 18g.

Round two - Music (Badly drawn album covers)
11. Bruce Springsteen - Born in the USA.
12. Grace Jones - Island Life.
13. Green Day - American Idiot.
14. Fleetwood Mac - Rumours.
15. The Velvet Underground - The Velvet Underground and Nico.
16. Primal Scream - Screamadelica.
17. Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon.
18. Lady Gaga - The Fame Monster.
19. Nirvana - Nevermind.
20. Queens of the Stone Age - Songs for the Deaf.

Hmmm OP. Number 2 could also be Runt.

The slag one has several answers.

You're questions aren't entirely correct but I hope you had some lowbrow fun.

Sounds like a round written by a teenage boy

Blimey. You're both a hoot!

The first round was born out of a previous week, some of the host's questions were inadvertently double entendre, or smutty, to much amusement. So we thought we'd run with it for a laugh.

Blimey, some sense of humour failures on this thread!

I, on the other hand have a very puerile sense of humour, so found the questions to be fun!
I knew the slag, Father Christmas, fork, and hands answers. But I guessed 25g for the great tit!

Oh, and as I said before, all except the Lady Gaga album for the album covers.
Great drawings and album choices, OP!

You carry on, Quizzy, it's all good!