To ask what your “dirty secret” foods/snacks are

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So I know this has probably been done before but wanted to see what everyone likes again. They don’t necessarily have to be secrets, but maybe things that you wouldn’t let people in RL know except for maybe your dh/partner.

I have an extensive list but will just give a few of my favourites.

Beef & tomato pot noodle sandwich, salt and vinegar crisps with mayonnaise on white bread, ritz crackers with just piccalilli, babybel with piccalilli, salt and vinegar crisps with a little bit of mayonnaise on each individual crisp, and a salt,pepper, jalapeño pepper with mayonnaise sandwich. I do have a lot more things but couldn’t possibly list them all, and that’s just from the top of my head. I don’t eat these things all the time obviously.

Condensed milk sandwiches

Steak and kidney pie sandwich smothered in ketchup

Butter AND peanut butter on toast when I’m hungover. For shame!

Not so much a guilty one but the chilli cheese and tomato pizza bread things from Lidl bakery.

I love them so much.

I like a packet of supernoodles with a tin of tuna on top then mixed together.

White bread sandwiches with jam and salt and vinegar crisps - amazing every time!

Seafood sticks. Just au naturale
Unwrap -> mouth

Sometimes i just spread ketchup on slice of bread and eat it

Pickled onion monster munch. Mini pork pie but only the one with cheese pickle topping.

Cold hotdogs out of the tin.

Big lump of cheese covered in mayo, sugar sandwiches (with butter) and swirly cream from the can. Also hot cross buns.

@envelopeofpubes I can’t have peanut butter on toast without butter 🙈

I like doner kebabs. I don't even have to be drunk. They're delicious.

Beans out of the tin
Fried bread and fried egg

@Juanmorebeer this is dh favourite thing to have with chicken super noodles, I personally don’t like it 🤷‍♀️

Chicken skin. After we have roast chicken, I eat all the leftover skin while I'm stripping the bird. I always tell myself I won't eat it all this time, but I do. I dip it in the gravy and it is the most delicious thing in the world.

Licking oxo cubes. Sorry 😐

@WalkingDeadTrainee I haven’t had seafood sticks for sooo long. I want some now 😋

For tea tonight I had chilli and cheese hot cross bun with Frazzles inside.

Twiglets dipped into chocolate spread
Cockles in vinegar
Ketchup on macaroni cheese

@Someaddedsugar that sounds so weird but good, I think I need to try this

Seafood sticks dipped in garlic mayo.

Ahoymrbeaver

You are a hero

Lime pickle sandwiches

@AhoyMrBeaver My mind is blown

I like peanuts and olives together. If both on celery even better. With loads of salt.
Pickled girkins straight from the jar too