To ask what your “dirty secret” foods/snacks are

[Nogoodnickname]

So I know this has probably been done before but wanted to see what everyone likes again. They don’t necessarily have to be secrets, but maybe things that you wouldn’t let people in RL know except for maybe your dh/partner.

I have an extensive list but will just give a few of my favourites.

Beef & tomato pot noodle sandwich, salt and vinegar crisps with mayonnaise on white bread, ritz crackers with just piccalilli, babybel with piccalilli, salt and vinegar crisps with a little bit of mayonnaise on each individual crisp, and a salt,pepper, jalapeño pepper with mayonnaise sandwich. I do have a lot more things but couldn’t possibly list them all, and that’s just from the top of my head. I don’t eat these things all the time obviously.

@Nogoodnickname it's one of those sandwiches that everyone I mention it to looks at me like I'm being ridiculous but then they try it and never look back. The S&V crisps need to be McCoys type strength in my opinion!

Bolognaise sandwich
Bread and butter dipped in gravy
Mini eggs from the freezer

Chocolate spread about an inch thick on toast.

Ritz crackers with Philadelphia or extta strong cheddar cheese spread. With a few pickled onions or gherkins on the side.

I love these threads but they make me fat

So my list is growing by the minute. I’m going to have to do a lot more working out to test all these delicious suggestions

Morrisons Toffee Yum Yums , Idont live anywhere near a Morrisons so I make a special effort every couple of months .

Cheese in almost all forms ( except the plastic / mild type )
Anything marrmite except rice crackers ( why anybody eats any rice cracker is beyond me )

Hot chocolate with a shot of spiced rum

this is all what I am fancying now , tomorrows list could be very different

Potato waffle sandwiches or a cup of bisto and bread to dunk it in. They are my favourite dinners when DH is on lates (because I only eat them alone).

Cheese and brocolli pasta n sauce
Dirty but so good. Only actually have it about twice a year though.

Cheese and crackers inbetween two slices of thick white bread.

Using dark or white cheap lidl chocolate bar as a spoon for milk chocolate spread.

Super noodles only the chow mien ones smothered in melted cheese, fish finger sandwiches white bread, crisp sandwich .
Slices of ham with piccalilli.

@Someaddedsugar I have all these things in my cupboard,I’m going to do it. I will report back

Sugar sandwiches

White bread
Butter
Lots of sugar

My Dad used to make them for me - my ultimate comfort food.

I haven't had one for years, but now I want one!

Raspberry jam sandwich with cheese and onion crisps are these best- always tastes better when my brother makes it for me!

@Spied Sounds so good,the crunch of the cracker with the soft cheese and bread 😋. Another to add to my list

I love mcdonalds chips (heavily salted) dipped in their strawberry milkshakes. Sometimes I'll make a little dough (savory) and nom it, or flapjack batter.

Shipmans spread sandwich on very fresh white hovis with cheese and onion crisps crushed inside.

Chicken super noodle sandwich comes in first, closely followed by a fishmonger sandwich spread with mayo instead of butter and with cheese and tomato sauce. The only reason it’s in second place is that it takes longer to cook!

Crumpets with butter then marmite then black currant jam 😋

twinkletoesimnot Have your tried demerara sugar toast? You sprinkle a bit of sugar over melted butter and put it back under a medium grill until it bubbles. You can also sprinkle it with mixed spice, nutmeg or cinnamon.

Mine are too weird to be shared but DH’s always goes down well:

Marmite, Dairylea and a scraping of marmalade on something toasted.
Ta dah!

Cheese and marmite crumpets.

Mashed potato sandwich/chili sandwich/shepherds pie sandwich

Mint sauce on chips.

Crumpets with LOTS of butter. Have just had two.

I love Spam.....

Mini cheddars dipped in tea or coffee. I have to do it really covertly in the office or people look at me weird.