To ask what your “dirty secret” foods/snacks are

[Nogoodnickname]

So I know this has probably been done before but wanted to see what everyone likes again. They don’t necessarily have to be secrets, but maybe things that you wouldn’t let people in RL know except for maybe your dh/partner.

I have an extensive list but will just give a few of my favourites.

Beef & tomato pot noodle sandwich, salt and vinegar crisps with mayonnaise on white bread, ritz crackers with just piccalilli, babybel with piccalilli, salt and vinegar crisps with a little bit of mayonnaise on each individual crisp, and a salt,pepper, jalapeño pepper with mayonnaise sandwich. I do have a lot more things but couldn’t possibly list them all, and that’s just from the top of my head. I don’t eat these things all the time obviously.

Donner kebab is the most delicious food on earth. With mayo and salad.

@NurseButtercup
Chilli & cheese HCBs from M&S!

Cheesy pasta. Made with Bisto cheese granules.

Chicken super noodles on buttered toast topped with grated cheese
Tomato and mayo sandwiches

Fried left over macaroni cheese in a white bread sandwich with a splash of tomato ketchup.

Crisp sandwiches- made with white bread, thickly spread with salted butter.

Mini cocktail sausage rolls (the ones you find in the freezer section) dipped in leftover takeaway curry (chicken Madras is my preferance)

Tesco crumpets toasted with butter and cheese on top or for pudding, slathered in my homemade passionfruit curd.

They are hard to get as they seem to be popular.

My current one is sliced red apple dipped in mayo. It's like the best part of a Waldorf salad without as much hassle.

I also like to mash up a couple of poached eggs with loads of melted butter and then eat it with a spoon like some sort of weird gloopy, greasy soup.

And sometimes I make egg mayo but don't bother putting it in anything and just eat it with a spoon from the bowl.

Most of mine involve either egg, mayonnaise or both, actually...

The best way to eat pizza and chips is to cover one side of each chip in mayo and then put them on top of the pizza so you end up with pizza, then a layer of mayo and then a layer of chips. Mmmm.

Ambrosia Devon Custard (full fat, either normal or chocolate) eaten straight out of the tin cold.

Iced digestive biscuits (just basic water icing made with icing sugar and water)

Pancakes with golden syrup

Pasta plain but with lots of ketchup

Quorn fishless finger sandwiches

Oh and raw cake batter - better than the cooked cake

Haven't has it for years but a fav of mine is wheatabix with full fat milk and added single cream (more cream than milk really) with Demerara sugar on top. 😆

@Blondephantom omg I bet it tastes like snickers on toast.yum!

@Nogoodnickname I discovered it at an all night cafe in Benidorm (I know)
You'll be coming back to thank me I'm sure

Cheesy pasta made with melted Stilton.
Warm cottage pie sandwiches with butter and brown sauce.

Cheese marmite and marmalade on toast.
Digestives with butter and cheese.

Toast, ketchup, gerkins, jalapeños, cheese, grill. Maybe a slices cocktail sausage if I'm trying to push the boat out.

Poor man's nachos.

3 or 4 bags of wotsits empties into a mixing bowl. Several handfuls of pre grated cheese on the top. Blast in microwave. Top with mayo/sour cream/salsa basically any other vaguely Mexican shit.

Eat with serving spoon and was down with pint of Aldi Rola Cola

Fray Bentos pie
Cold tinned potatoes
fish finger sandwiches on cheap white bread with tomato sauce
Cold baked beans straight out of the tin

I'll come back to you when I think of more.

Ooh, I forgot, cold pizza with salad cream spread on top

Cheese on toast mayo on

Crisps dipped in cream cheese

Malteaser or lotus biscoff spread out of the jar :-D

Whilst sitting in the car waiting for school pickup I've just managed to polish off 7 of a 9 pack of M&S mini hot cross buns.*

I totally blame this thread that I was reading at the time.

*no half inch layer of butter available in car therefore low calorie.

Giant pretzels and a tub of Nutella. Currently sat here dunking, yum.

Licking oxo cubes. Sorry 😐

@Blondie1092, you are a labrador retriever & I claim my £5.

Rustlers cheeseburger or breakfast muffin, but ONLY if suffering form severe hangover. It's a magic cure.