To ask what your “dirty secret” foods/snacks are

[Nogoodnickname]

So I know this has probably been done before but wanted to see what everyone likes again. They don’t necessarily have to be secrets, but maybe things that you wouldn’t let people in RL know except for maybe your dh/partner.

I have an extensive list but will just give a few of my favourites.

Beef & tomato pot noodle sandwich, salt and vinegar crisps with mayonnaise on white bread, ritz crackers with just piccalilli, babybel with piccalilli, salt and vinegar crisps with a little bit of mayonnaise on each individual crisp, and a salt,pepper, jalapeño pepper with mayonnaise sandwich. I do have a lot more things but couldn’t possibly list them all, and that’s just from the top of my head. I don’t eat these things all the time obviously.

Sweet chilli kettle chips and mayo sandwiches.

Oh or I cook oven chips (actually alphabites are the tastiest option) then put a shit ton of grated cheese on them. And ketchup and frite sauce.

Branson pickle and peanut butter sandwiches.

Prawn cocktail crisps dipped in Philadelphia

Bowls of angel delight

Ah!! @MrsSnitchnose I'd forgotten to look for that in the supermarket!

Years ago they did Cadbury Philadelphia and I often think about it and miss it! Need to get on the case for the Milka one!

After dinner every evening, I eat a packet of crisps or 2, sometimes 3, whatever’s in the house, usually hoolahoops or walkers cheese and onion, a couple of Kit Kat’s/mars bars/snickers and 6 mini bags of haribo. I’m a type 2 diabetes case waiting to happen.

@BirdieFriendBadge It's so good. For those who are less lazy so inclined, it would probably make a good cheesecake

I like micro chips with a cathedral city slice of cheese on and when it's melted I put mayonnaise and ketchup all over, sometimes I tip them onto extra thick bread with butter and make a sandwich or roll it into a wrap.

White toast. Salad cream. Dairylea cheese slices.

Uncle Bens microwave egg fried rice... with loads of mayonnaise squirted over it.

With bread with mayonnaise

Slices of cheese

Primula cheese spread,marmite and peanut butter crackers.

A cheese with strong marmalade on top. Delish!

@messolini9 woof woof

I like a chicken kebab sober

Dairylea dunkers are delicious with a glassof wine

I like crisps 'dipped' in butter. Yes, you read that correctly. I get a packet of crisps (usually ready salted, or salt and vinegar - although quavers also work well), a tub of spreadable butter like lurpak from the fridge, then scrape each crisp in the butter. I am disgusting. But it's soo good. I do this in secret.

@Nogoodnickname I’m so pleased you liked it! So wrong but so so right!

An actor on This Morning e was talking about chips and butter

Chocolate and cheese for me. As in a bar of dairy milk sandwiched between two slices of mature cheddar.

Baked beans or mushy peas cold straight from the jar.
Bacon, blue cheese and marmalade sandwiches.

There’s not much I won’t put ketchup on.

Pizza with Donner kebab meat on the top

Burger sauce on a kebab, chicken shish or lamb doner.

Hot pitta bread with a pat of butter as 'dip'.

Bread and gravy

Hot buttered toast dipped in sugary tea. It's the only time I take sugar in my tea.

Buttered rich tea biscuits.

Beef space raiders + nutella sandwich

Chips form the chippy dipped in Pizza Express salad dressing. A selection of episode appropriate items from Greggs eaten while watching Bake Off.

Chocolate muffins cut in half with choc spread inside