To ask what your “dirty secret” foods/snacks are

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So I know this has probably been done before but wanted to see what everyone likes again. They don’t necessarily have to be secrets, but maybe things that you wouldn’t let people in RL know except for maybe your dh/partner.

I have an extensive list but will just give a few of my favourites.

Beef & tomato pot noodle sandwich, salt and vinegar crisps with mayonnaise on white bread, ritz crackers with just piccalilli, babybel with piccalilli, salt and vinegar crisps with a little bit of mayonnaise on each individual crisp, and a salt,pepper, jalapeño pepper with mayonnaise sandwich. I do have a lot more things but couldn’t possibly list them all, and that’s just from the top of my head. I don’t eat these things all the time obviously.

The cheapest Brussels pate you can find and salad cream sandwiches on cheap white bread. Amazing. Also love marmite and crisp sandwiches, you gotta put a whole packet of crisps in the sandwich and then really squish it down. Love sandwiches

A half pizza crunch all day long. Love em. So greasy though and they often make me ill 😂😂 I still bloody eat em lol

Dp eats jam and soft cheese on toast

Avocado hummus on toast.
Cadbury dairy milk and salt and vinegar crisps.

Crisp and onion sandwich prob not weird though

Oh and raw cookie dough. I used to buy the Jus Rol one when they made it and eat it from the packet.

Pickled onions with chocolate cake is my absolute favourite treat, my mum loves it too so we get to enjoy it together!

Had to wait until OH wasnt looking, I regularly eat a chip shop curry sauce sandwich and hed be ashamed if he knew

My mind is blown with some of these, definitely going to try some of these!

My favourite is mashed potato sandwiches, left over mince (in gravy) in a sandwich, crisps sandwich, crisp and cheese sandwich, all in white bread with loads of butter. Oh and left over sunday lunch....in a sandwich.

Oh and can't forget about yorkshire pudding filled with bits of everything on sunday dinner, my fave.

Prawn crackers used like a spoon with chicken and sweetcorn soup.

All of these are never eaten in front of anyone, my DH thinks I'm odd,he doesn't get it.

Evaporated milk straight from the tin.

Ordinary white pan of bread, buttered both sides... sausage in the middle, rolled up and halved. Lined up in a roasting tin.. in a row...

Lay them out in a row in the roasting tin and sprinkle with a good mature cheddar and roast on low for 1 hour.

Delicious beyond belief...best sausage roll EVER...

Super noodles with grated cheese. Classy, I know.

Marmite and salad cream sandwiches. Cucumber in there too if you have it. Add cheddar (mature) for PERFECTION

Soft boiled eggs, chopped up and mixed in a bowl with a tiny bit of salt and paprika then spread into a toast sandwich... heaven.

Chopped up mars bar/Milky Way/marathon and white bread in a toasted sandwich maker.

2 crumpets with peanut butter, sliced banana and honey. Soooo good!

I know the peanut butter and banana sandwich has already been mentioned, but they forgot to mention the Branston pickle you need to pop in as well - a criminal oversight really. Oh, and really it should in a French baguette. 😄