Ab crack

[JaneJeffer]

www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/lifestyle/healthandlife/how-to-get-an-ab-crack-like-emily-ratajkowski-981060.html
AIBU to think that an ab crack will just channel all the crumbs you drop down your bra into your bellybutton?

Is that a bad thing? They’ll be easily collectible then surely, no rummaging around your boobs for a piece of popcorn anymore. It’ll funnel it all into one sport for easy retrieval, you could leave it build up in case you get package later. Genius.

Peckish

Holy wow she's gorgeous isn't she! I wouldn't want an ab crack though personally. I too would be concerned about the crumb funnel and subsequent full belly button!

I don’t have the energy to maintain my existing cracks let alone create a new one.

I already have an ab crack.
Courtesy of children who destroyed my abdominal muscles and left a gaping hole between them.
And I didn’t have to do a single sit up.
#winning