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Ab crack

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JaneJeffer · 11/02/2020 13:34

www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/lifestyle/healthandlife/how-to-get-an-ab-crack-like-emily-ratajkowski-981060.html
AIBU to think that an ab crack will just channel all the crumbs you drop down your bra into your bellybutton?

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Doggodogington · 11/02/2020 13:40

Is that a bad thing? They’ll be easily collectible then surely, no rummaging around your boobs for a piece of popcorn anymore. It’ll funnel it all into one sport for easy retrieval, you could leave it build up in case you get package later. Genius.

Doggodogington · 11/02/2020 13:40

Peckish

Damntheman · 11/02/2020 13:42

Holy wow she's gorgeous isn't she! I wouldn't want an ab crack though personally. I too would be concerned about the crumb funnel and subsequent full belly button!

MayFayner · 11/02/2020 13:44

I don’t have the energy to maintain my existing cracks let alone create a new one.

OwlBeThere · 11/02/2020 13:47

I already have an ab crack.
Courtesy of children who destroyed my abdominal muscles and left a gaping hole between them.
And I didn’t have to do a single sit up.
#winning

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