Polishing a turd....( Lighthearted nonsense)

[inmyshoos]

I have pretty ugly feet.... I don't like feet generally but mine are boney and like my Dads

Is painting my toe nails just going yo make it worse.. Draw attention to them...lile polishing a turd??

Varnish or no varnish.... That is the question

Varnish.

You can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter.

Hoik you beat me to that!

I have Hobbit feet (without the hair!) and paint my toenails regularly. I use crazy colours or glittery varnish and they make me smile every time I see them

Similar problem, mine look best with pale varnish so look neat but doesn't highlight the (freakishly long) toes...

My big toes are like blind cobblers thumbs, but with a bit of epilation, exfoliation, false tan, and pink nail polish you too can be feeling the glitter in no time.

That's it they're painted.... Might add a bit of tan tmrw....