This is a ridiculous problem but bear with me.
I have a little cat. Last summer I overheard some neighbours bitching about her and me, saying she was shitting in their garden. They were laughing about their dog attacking her. Two blokes, and they way they referred to me was quite misogynistic (I live alone and find some men will try to walk all over me).
I spoke up over the fence and apologised for the poo. They had he good grace to sound embarrassed. I should have pointed out there are loads of cats in the neighbourhood - but to be honest she probably was pooing in their garden.
Last night a cat was making the most hideous rack, wailing louder than I have ever heard a cat - after midnight. My little devil was inside (I put her on a curfew to try and reduce the alfresco pooing), but I am worried everyone will automatically blame her.
Are people realistic enough to know over 20% of houses have a cats? Will I look like a loon if I nip round and say it wasn’t mine (our gardens back on to each other, I never see them).
Have just realised what a sad little window on my life this is😂😂