to think that my gob isn't that small?

[AraGrand]

At the dentist today and they kept having to use children's clamps and shit on me and in fact couldn't even use some of the things they wanted to because apparently I've a very small mouth!
Anyone who knows me would find this utterly hysterical, as A. I can't keep a secret (big mouth and B. I'm quite the loud mouth!

Please tell me that some other adults have small mouths? I felt like some sort of a freak of nature!

and shit on me

PMSL I read my post back after posting and that's the way I read it too!

Oh god it's another snapped and farted.

Boring!

It's supposed to read 'clamps and shit' (I used shit as I've no idea what they were stuffing into my mouth).

Surely shit was intentional?

As in they were using childrens clamps and stuff on me?

I have a wee face, and therefore a weeny mouth.

I can open it real wide when the dentist demands it though.

I got this too at my new dentist! They tried to shove x ray things the size of the pyramids in my gob, then blamed me for my “small mouth”!!