Yyyyknnhhh

[NothingHasBrokenMeYet]

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Shit a brick! @mnhq@ can I please delete this?

YABU

Child or on the leftover Christmas sherry OP?

LTB!

Yab totally u.

You know that you need to cancel the cheque. Why are you hesitating about this OP?

Looks like a cat’s typing to me.

I tried to post (three times) a boring as fuck AIBU about leftover pasta...

It wouldn't piss. The above was a "test" to see if it was my phone stopping me from posting. 🙈

*post! Damn you autocunt!

Mmhmm

😂😂😂😂 this just gets better

In my defence I'm blind. You should hear how this shit reads out on TTS! 🙈

Left over pasta
Chuck it in the bin

Leftover pasta makes the best breakfast!

Autocunt makes me think of a tennis ball machine situation down there just with babies

My autocunt once changed Micropig to Micro penis. I died a little that day.

Ok let's start again

Nothinghasbrokenmeyet

What would you like for breakfast ?

Fried eggs or LEFTOVER PASTA ?

Were you explaining how micro pigs don’t stay small? I can see how that would add levels

Looks like somebody snapped & farted

Left over lasagne - fine.

Left over carbonara - not fine.

Not straight answer

So why are you still with this leftover pasta?
Is it the heft?

I'm totally up for leftover pasta for breakfast! What's the sauce? Any meat or veg?

Made my night, this

My kind of fat fingered post - made me chuckle 🤭