Finish the sentence.... (light hearted)

[babymomma123]

I'm about as frequent as.....

I'm having a joke with my friend about the gym who said "do you go frequently" so I want a witty reply to basically say hell no 😂

Yes, I go about twice a week but I've miss the last (slight pause looking thoughtful) 600 times.

As Christmas. Once a year, big fuss, sleep it off for weeks.

My wife has a favourite machine she uses whenever she's at the gym.

The vending.