To think this must be a mumsnetter's hedge?

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I give you the hedge to end all neighbourly nosiness. It must be 20 feet tall and ever so perfectly manicured. It creates a veritable wall of greenery.

Or Edward Scissorhands?

It looks like it would be quite difficult to have sex in it.

Im amazed no one has come on here to talk about hedge heights & leylandii

I also thought there would be people having sex in it. Then we would know it is definitely a mumsnetter's hedge.

I came here because I assumed it was the sex hedge. Although in lieu of sex hedge, yes, that's a good privacy hedge!

I assume the people who own the hedge are having lots of sex in their garden. You can just make out the corner of the tiny bungalow it towers over. What on Earth do their neighbors get up to that they reckoned they needed that hedge? The people in the bungalow couldn't even see in if they wanted to - it's a bungalow!

Perhaps they just like their privacy? Perhaps they don't want people to take photos of their property and put it on the internet ;)

Are there pom bear crisp packets rotting in the mulch?

Perhaps they have a sex pond behind their hedge and don't want any local MNers spotting it? So they have erected the MN approved hedge to hide the MN disapproved sex hedge.

Sex pond even

Sex pond. Is that Mumsnet code for hot tub?

I was hoping it would have been trimmed to read YABU or ODFOD.

I thought this was going to be about my moms hedge she has a little one separating her driveway from her neighbour's (five foot high) she has always maintained it on both sides no mess no fuss new neighbours decided they didnt like this they would maintain it themselves (fair enough) but they want it higher she doesn't and it's her hedge so they cut it one height she cuts it another and it has a "step" in it 🤷‍♀️

@TheInebriati, yes it is the mn pearl-clutcher code for a hot tub.

Presumably the sex hedge hiding the sex pond is owned by sex people.

My neighbours have a sex pond...wish they had that hedge between us too....

Why is it shaped like that? There must be a reason, what is it???????