Aib selfish? (Light hearted)

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I have stashed two walnut whips in a drawer next to the sofa. I do not want to share them with anyone, not least my dh who would stuff the whole thing in and swallow it, like a labrador scoffing ....well anything. Every night, about now, he falls asleep watching some bollocks on TV. Tonight, he is wide awake and refusing to nod off whilst the chocolatey treats are calling me. Wibu to add some sedatives to his takeaway so I can enjoy both walnut whips in peace?

Not selfish at all. He clearly doesn't appreciate Walnut Whips, and how to eat them.

Turn up the heating to lull him into a snooze then get snaffling

Fingers are tapping...may need to have a spontaneous drawer clean out and secrete them into the kitchen amongst the junk.

The fecking sneaky git. He finally went to bed so I dived in the drawer and they are gone! He poked his head round the door and just smiled.....smiled?!!!!

They are my favourite, I’m ashamed to admit this but I went to bed early one night to eat chocolate without sharing I hid them under my covers & then totally forgot I woke up with chocolate stuck to my arse

LTB

Gutted for you!

Absolutely LTB!!