To think A.A. Gill may have been reincarnated

[TheHorseOnSeventhAvenue]

As a small poodle - but not just any poodle, my poodle.

She / he does not only critique every meal but also has strong opinions on service, decor and ambience.

Haha thanks for the giggle. Once had a friend with a poodle who would only eat in the bathroom. Bizarre.

A A Gill has already been reincarnated as a million cats.