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WIBU to stick unsecured chicken fillets down my bra?

9 replies

MoanerLeaser · 09/10/2019 12:27

It's not what you think :-D

I've got this very low plunge dress to wear for an event. I was going to buy a wonderbra plunge bra to wear under it but because I'm only a B cup, reading the bra reviews it seems like the bra supports but doesn't give much shape (I dont need the support, but I do want a bit f added cleavage).

WIBU to buy some of those filets or something and just shove them in? I dont think this bra has the little pocket things

WIBU to stick unsecured chicken fillets down my bra?
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Pinkyyy · 09/10/2019 12:29

I would say you'd be better off securing them. Either see them into the bra, or tape them to you with body tape. Better to feel secure than to worry about one popping out!

PawPawNoodle · 09/10/2019 12:32

If I were you I would tape myself within an inch of my life directly to the dress.

SVRT19674 · 09/10/2019 12:32

ohhhh no help here. I'm a 34G and would love to have this problem. Lucky you.

BeanBag7 · 09/10/2019 12:34

Wait and see what the dress and bra look like together first. I would not want to risk anything poking out (chicken fillet or boob!) so would be going for lots of tape!

MoanerLeaser · 09/10/2019 12:37

@PolPotNoodle
That would totally work if I had more boobage but my boobs are small, taping isnt going to add volume which is what I want. I can actually wear this with no bra at all and it looks Keira Knightleyish which is nice but I did want a little more roundedness

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Hadjab · 09/10/2019 12:39

Tape the fillets to your cest using tit tape before you wear the bra

VladmirsPoutine · 09/10/2019 13:35

Please don't risk a loose chicken fillet popping out. You won't be able to relax with all the checking you'll have to do. After a few drinks one of them might even fall out. Glue yourself in or forgo the fillets entirely.

HavelockVetinari · 09/10/2019 13:42

You can buy chicken fillets that stick to your skin - I'd go for those, they're pretty good (34A here).

Laurie01 · 09/10/2019 13:43

I would just be happy with what you have or don't have. Go out with a B cup with pride!

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