Colleague is going on holiday in a couple of weeks. She said to me today, I can’t be bothered to do work so I’m just going to look at pictures of the hotel.
(Ok knock yourself out but I have work to do)
She then started subtly turning her screen towards me.
When I didn’t react she told me to look at how big the rooms were.
I just turned and said yes very nice and got back to work.
She was clearly offended.