to scoff DH's kebab?

[MintChocChippyMinton]

He's been at cricket all day, staggered in clutching said kebab and promptly collapsed in a snoring heap on the sofa.

It is yours. If he asks what happened to it, deny it ever existed.

If he says what happened to my kebab, say 'what kebab darling'...

Just smear the chilli sauce around his mouth whilst he's sleeping and tell him he ate it.

dh reckons it's fair game and roffled at smearing the sauce on his face and telling him he had eaten it

damnation. DD came downstairs, poked him awake with a ninja turtle and demanded milk. I have settled for a half-share and very tasty it was too.

Will be quicker off the mark next time and do the smearing thing - genius!

Eat it.