to want to go and shove the fricking microphone down the stupid tone deaf woman's throat who is doing karaoke in her garden

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FFS
It's bloody D.I.V.O.R.C.E. now.
It was an Elvis Medley before.

SHE CAN'T SING
SHE IS MAKING DOGS HOWL
IT'S DRIVING ME MAD

ARGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bucket of cold water.

Am quite that anyone would consider it okay to do karaoke in a garden under any circs (other than if you live at Buck House). Mind you, I can't cope with this new teenage fashion of 'the hell with headphones, I wish to share my 'music' with the entire bus'.

Since there is clearly no point in trying to reason with someone this demented, can you report her to the police, poss for something else, like you've seen someone hanging around suspiciously and could they come and check?

got to make dog howling noises surely!

I have some strange music being played next door.. at less they aren't singing (yet)

Is she singing to herself?

We had similar at the pool bar on holiday. One particularly awful woman got up and let rip with the most awful singing ever.

For the next item a group of youngish males got up and sang (quiet tunefully I might add) 'WHo let the dogs out'!

Everyone in the whole bar was just double over with laughter

Oh!
I think thats Mhamai.......

Gonna phone the wardens

I am such a party pooper.

Wouldn't mind so much if she could sing.

Oh god its cheeky girls now

She seems to have a crowd of manky friends encouraging her

I can fart Rule Brittania.

You are being very very reasonable. Can you come and do the same to my neighbours while you are at it? I'll take the rap, anything for 5 mins peace!

Really Rhubarb?
Fanny fart, or regular fart?