To abduct Louis Theroux and keep him?

[TheQueef]

He's just so lovely.
I'm sworn off men for life so I don't want one for the normal stuff I just imagine Louis being so interesting to chat to and be around.

He is the gold standard or AIBU is there a lovelier man?

He's been my crush for a long time, I love him ❤

You are so unreasonable OP...Sorry I saw him first! He is mine but he doesn;t know it yet!!!

I walked past him in New York in 2000. I squealed and hissed “that’s Louis Theroux” at my sister. He heard and grinned at me. God, he’s lovely.

See I understand your crushes but this is Louis Theroux, a crush is a feeble tribute.

I just watch him and fall further in love, he's the man.

I love him. I challenge you all to a duel for his heart!

Didn't you even stroke him Clangus?
Amateur.

There is definitely something strangely fanciable about him.

Yep YANBU.

YANBU

No @TheQueef I was too overcome by his gorgeousness and the fact that LOUIS THEROUX SMILED AT ME!!!

YABU. You can’t keep him, he’s mine!

I wonder if we could book him for something, one of the clever types from FWR could arrange a talk so we could sit and bask in his glow.
And I could abduct him at the end.

Oh i love him! The sound of his voice, the way he talks. I bet he's hard to argue with because he always sounds so reasonable.

I want to keep him.

His desert Island Discs is lovely to listen to if you want a bit of Louis today.
You could pretend you are on a date and he is telling you about his life.

Well if you need a contribution towards his costs let me know.
I'd be quite happy not to be exposed to him, not really a fan.

Yanbu I flipping love him.
I love watching his documentaries. The way he communicates with people is priceless.