To wonder how long I can use the hoover

[Goneback2school]

To mask the sound of my 4 and 6 year olds at each other's throats? I can't be the only one experiencing such domestic bliss right now can I??

If you have a garden put them out! I don’t mean to sound awful but I did this a few times and the shock value shuts them up! Obviously just for a minute or so.