To think I'm going to be scarred for life (spider related)

[NOFUCKINGNOPE]

I just got out of bed and went to the bathroom. Sat on the loo and saw something move in the corner of my eye but thought it was just my hair. Finished my business and got up, looked in the mirror and THIS WAS HANGING FROM MY FUCKING HAIR right next to my face.

I'm sorry that its dead. I usually do take them outside (by I I mean DP does) but I was flapping and batting at my hair so hard that this one didn't make it.

I'm actually shaking now. It must have been in my bed with me

Think positive - it was just on your brush when you picked it up. I had one fall onto my neck when I opened a window in the classroom. Whilst reading to the kids - wondered why they had all gone so quiet. One of my lovely girls told me and I looked down - I swear this thing was looking up at me! It was huge. I brushed it onto the floor and a very brave 12 year old put it outside. I was just shaking and cringing, the kids were concerned about me and offered to go get another member of staff! I pulled myself together and carried on but still cringe at the memory

Sorry - thought I read that you were brushing your hair! I’m sleep deprived. Perhaps it fell down?

Wow that's a big one!

I was on holiday in the Seychelles, had a long sit on the loo, when I finally got up and flushed a spider of a similar size was washed out from under the rim. That was bad enough, but the bloody thing clung on to the bowl and then ran back up under the rim. I'd had to flush the toilet a few times whilst sitting there, and each time he must have been doing the same thing! Thank christ he'd only gone back under the rim. All spread out, his legs and body were as big as my palm.

God that's awful