...a dedicated section for deleted threads that lists deleted threads and the reasons why they were deleted. All easily accessible in one place.
Nothing more infuriating to be following something and then to come back a day or so later and .. poof... its gone. Ask a question and its a TAAT and gets deleted before you see the answers 
Motherfuckers need closure man
And while i'm at it maybe a seperate section for those odd but interesting posts like the disappearing ironing board and the pictures under the bed so we can find out what happened without too much effort involved.
I know theres advanced search but i can never get it to bring anything up and watching doesnt seem to work for me.
Ok, i'm just lazy and i want everything on a plate. I'll go away now 