Earlier this week, whilst in someone else's office, the radio was playing quietly in the background - fair enough. What began to intrude on the conversation was the fact that the song seemed to be stuck - she repeated the phrase "How deep is your love" 23 times!
On the next day's morning commute the M62 came to a standstill, so I started channel hopping, looking for a travel announcement and another inane song came on - the phrases "shine bright like a diamond" and "diamonds in the sky" were used 20 and 14 times respectively!
Who writes these lyrics?!
Do they have an incredibly limited vocabulary?!
Is this a plot to send us round the bend?!
Why infiltrate the airwaves with the aural equivalent of acid being dripped on an exposed nerve?!?
Am I becoming Victoria Meldrew and am I being unreasonable to swear at the radio?