to ask you to solve a mystery

[MsJRMEsq]

Why did we come home to find our tv aerial in the garden and not on the roof?

Fat wood pigeons humping.

Wind, usually.

It's a tricky one, but my best guess is it fell off?

I’m with Twillow 😂

Haha, I'm with the wood pigeon idea.

Is it usually fixed firmly to the roof?

Any signs of rust?

No rust and it's been firmly fixed to the roof for ages.

It fell off

A low flying private jet, carrying harry and meghan flew over, a block of ice fell from its undercarriage, knocked your aerial off and then melted.

That made me laugh.
Thanks.

I think your neighbour climbed up there and pulled it down. I suggest you do the same to his. The twat.

Rival satellite broadcaster came and threw it off.

Or whatever was holding it up there has broken/deteriorated/been used by pigeons for their evil pigeony purposes.

Or it thought it was Superdish. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a twat of a receiver with delusions of flight.

Have you pissed any cats off recently?

Do you have any lead on your roof?

It fell off. What do you expect people to say?

Hardly a mystery is it?

Mini tornado?

ET who has been living in your child’s closet (disguised as a stuffed toy hidden in plain sight amongst all the others) trying to call home?. Any anonymous-looking white vans housing federal agents been parking for extended periods in your neighborhood recently, OP?

Someone playing with an illegal drone has bombed it.

The heat has destroyed the fixtures.

It was tired and wanted a rest.