To use Sudocrem 5yrs out of date.

[QueenOfPain]

I am not a poo troll.

I have food poisoning, my asshole is in ribbons and probably needs a spa day once this has all blown over.

I desperately need to put something soothing on it, the only thing I can find is sudocrem which went out of date 3/3/2014.

It’ll be okay won’t it?

To be fair, it’s probably fine, just may not work as well

I've used it several years out of date before and it worked fine!

Sudocreme is magic and magic never goes out of date.