To think my coworker is a bitch

[FlyingNorth]

We have never got on but have managed to be civil, though our boss has called her out in the past for being rude and dismissive towards me in front of other teams. There has been constant low-level bullying from her side. I'm pretty thick-skinned and I try not to let it get to me, but of course it does. She is leaving the company soon and has taken it up a notch. I just can't wait for the pathetic little madam to leave. AIBU to construct elaborate revenge fantasies for the next six weeks? For the record, I will just be riding it out with as much dignity and professionalism as I can muster.

Absolutely justified. Tell us them when you think of them, I could do with a good laugh today. If she is leaving, perhaps they don't need to be fantasies 😉

Send her a glitter bomb to her work address.

She will not be able to resist making a dig along the lines of “I can’t wait to leave this dump”, so that’s your opportunity to smile sweetly and tell her you can’t wait too. 😉

Set up a huge digital countdown clock in the office and whenever you receive a phone call, act as though the caller has asked for the exact time left for her leaving e.g. weeks, days, hours, minutes plus seconds. End the phone call with "Yes, I heard that too. Hard to believe but then you don't actually have to look like one to be one" then look over at her and smile.

Hehe. You know you're fanning the flames here! But it is making me feel better.

Empty desks in our office are a dumping ground so I would start dumping things on her desk and say “well, you’re leaving soon so you won’t have to put up with it for long”

Oh god, Summer, I love that. I would never do this (reputation as the office nice person to consider), but I'd love to put in her leaving card, "Regards, Flyingnorth." Full stop included.