To want to stay at home and have a bbq on the first warm night for yonk with my lovely new BBQ and NOT to want to flog right across London to eat stew in a hot flat with no garden...

[CountessDracula]

i know
i am mean

going to see SILs new flat
She is v excited
but it has no outside
and she said she is cooking frickin STEW (in this weather, I ask you) because tehn she won't have to do anything while people are there
argh

it's miles away

and i have spent half the day contstructing my FAB new bbq

You can't not go at this late stage

oh I know that
but I can NOT WANT to go
(and not tell anyone, just a secret want)

Ah bless her - the thing is it's been such a nightmare knowing what the weather is going to do though!

All week the forecast has been changing for tomorrow (am having BBQ) and even yesterday half the forecasters said rain and half said sun.

You gotta go!

yanbu..

can't you pull a 'sickie' and spend the evening in your garden enjoying a bbq and drinking wine??

I AM GOING!

am really looking fwd to seein gher new flat

I just am not looking foward to sweltering and eating stew

and she and all othe rguests smoke
inside

Smokign inside? Argh! Cancel.

Oh yuk at smoking inside
no, yanbu to not want to go

stew? is she mad?

and I am fucked off with dh for abandoning me all pm to go to the rugby, isn't a fucking season ticket to the footie enough??? AND he HAD to go and meet his controlling father 4 hours before the game for lunch
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

have you not slobbered enough over your bbq?

it's been hours since you went upstairs and changed into your raunchy kegs

well I had to take the opportunity as dh out all pm

oh soz I was going to come and see you, I didn't go to the lunch in a sulk in the end

actually CD you aren't looking that well

AND have had NO time to dye hair
so look like a deranged badger

you should go and then make excuses as people light up - take her a lovely gift

Ohhh, that's why you said NO STEW to harpsi with such feeling!

(If it makes you feel any better - which it won't - it has been raining here all day a nice stew would be lovely )

and promise to go next time its raining and trhe kids are getting on your nerves

come to think of it harpsi my kidney is playing up a bit

oh err no sorry I can't drink in that case

oh no I have explosive and horribly contagious farting syndrome, no one would want me with that would they

yes, you could have come here and we could have sat outside and put the world to rights and then you'd be feeling much better. But NO. You had to go home and sulk.

CD tomorrow is going to be HOTTER!

good we are having a bbq tomorrow!

you see, CD, that's why she lets them smoke inside. It's your stinky farts.

No I didn't even drive him there
dd and I went for lumch (after hours of bbq consturction) and then to waitrose
oh joy

am meant to be showering and getting ready as babysitter here in 7 mins whoops

dh just busted me

Stay home.....you took long enough putting the fecker together