To leave my husband over this (lighthearted)

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I asked him to get me some snowballs. He bought home teacakes. When challenged he said "aren't they the same?". Apparently he thinks his behaviour is acceptable as they are both, and I quote "marshmallow-y"

I've mulled it over whilst eating the teacakes but I'm not sure how I can move on from this.

Would you be able to forgive this?

Oh no no no

God no!

Leave immediately and leave him the tea cakes

You can’t beat a tunnocks teacake!

LTB!

They are both abominable concoctions. You deserve each other you nasty people.

That’s inexcusable.

Plan a new patio...
We will give you an alibi.

Abusive bastard. Run.

I'm with @HerOutdoors
You're both heathens
Should have got caramel wafers instead

No, I couldn't move past this.
Tea cakes don't have the coconut sprinkles that snowballs have.
I'm sorry OP , it's time to move on

Get yourself on the blower to your solicitor first thing in the morning. Get the ball rolling citing unreasonable behaviour as your grounds for divorce

“both marshmallow-ey” indeed

Depends. If you’d ask him to get caramel wafers would he get TimeOut because they’re both wafer-ey? That’s the big one.

Snowballs are a rare and beautiful thing. Teacakes are a treat, but ten a penny. You WNBU to LTB until be understands and appreciates the difference.