I obviously can't, but my morning has been a disaster and I feel like going back to bed!
In the space of the last two hours I have had the skits twice, my period started, the puppy (6 month old mahoosive German Shepherd) ran outside and had a runny poo on the path (back garden which I will hose after 9, the puppy barks at the hose so too early just now) the cat started heaving on the the window sill inside so I carried her out the back door and in my haste to stop the puppy eating the puke 🤢, I slipped in the poo, dropped my phone from my dressing gown pocket and the screen is cracked!!
I can't drive as I had surgery on a broken arm two weeks ago so at 11 my dad is picking me up to drive me 1.5 hours away to watch my son in his first Scottish youth fly fishing international, and staying up there for two nights. My case isn't finished being packed as I was a lazy sod last night!
I want to start the day over!! Has anyone got a time turner??