To wish DP was a bit more smutty (lighthearted)

[PlaymobilPirate]

Again - lighthearted!!

I'm lying on my bed in a hotel room on holiday in my bra and knickers. They even match! Ds is fast asleep out of ear shot.

I've just got up to put after sun on my legs. Dp is lying on his bed (they're singles pushed together) playing a game on his iPad. I didn't get a glance!

I know I could seduce him in the bathroom (family room, boo!) But aibu to wish for a little wink when I'm prancing around in my pants??

YABU

Perhaps he is just not in the mood, leave him to do whatever on the iPad

My advice would be:
1)prance over to DH in said lovely underwear

2)remove iPad from hands

3),rub iPad seductively on breasts while giving him 'the eye'

4. ask him if he wants to finger something else other than a screen.

5. break iPad over your knee and tell him hes not allowed any supper.

We are on holiday in single beds and enjoying sleeping like logs for achsnge

Popping - I'm shit at prancing. I wiggled my lace clad bum a bit. Nowt!

Hmm. DH sounds stubborn..

Maybe try looking him dead I'm the eye and saying "have sex with me now."

Failing that, LTB and find a new husband to appreciate your lace clad bum!

They even match!

There’s your problem right there! He doesn’t know it’s you!!!😂

Shit, judge you're right! I need to dig out my last day crappy knickers. To be fair ive just glanced in the mirror, ( this hotel is more mirror than wall!) my big white arse is hanging out of said nice lace pants. I'd probably not fancy me either.

OP, out of interest how old are you?

If it makes you feel any better I'm 23, led in bed.. on MN, in minion pyjamas I've had since I was 18.. sexless for 2 weeks and 3 days so far...

I praise you for even buying Lacey underwear, my draws consist of a couple of 'tanning thongs' a pair of spanx and mostly cotton briefs now.

What happened to my 20's?!

@LegoAndBooks 🙄

I'm 41! We've had 1 fumble on the balcony (v late and very secluded) since got here. I need to learn to prance obvs!

Its definitely the lack of prancing!

TBF in this heat I could have a sex god in the same room and I am not sure I would have the energy to get frisky

We have aircon!

Meh. Your hubby and my hubby sound exactly the same. I've tried it all and he doesn't even notice. I have to pretty say, "I would like to have sex now" for him to get the hint.

I got sick of instigating a few years ago so I just stopped. We didn't dtd for a good 6 months before I broke.

I'm tempted to slip something into his dinner to get him going. I wonder what I can get at Holland And Barrett.........

OP, maybe some oysters and asparagus spears and a chocolate, fig and strawberry dessert could be a good idea for tomorrow's dinner.

Chester my old boss used to buy Horny Goat Weed or something from H&B

I'd settle for a lingering glance! ;)

Start walking around in public in just pants. See if he notices.

@Signed. Doubtful 😂

Good Lord, I'd love to be noticed. Luckily my 3 year old likes my dresses but as for any grown up attention, I'm about 3 years 9 months out of date
Happy holidays. Maybe try a stripper dance with your leg through the en-suite door. Or room service.

I hear you OP. My boyfriend has a far lower libido than I do. It's a bit crushing. We're not married and no children though so I'm weighing up whether to just move on. He's lovely but I'm just not a once a week kinda gal...
In the meantime, hide the iPad!

I feel you OP- currently week 3 of not DTD as waiting for DH to instigate Sat here in black underwear when he came in and nothing!

Ah I've found my people. I could prance around in nice undies/ strip and DH would barely raise an eyebrow. I gave up initiating a couple of years ago as nothing I can do will get him in the mood. Have to just wait til he feels like it... 3 weeks and counting...

Can't you try it in the morning when it's cooler? We DTD twice yesterday and once the day before. I've just been wearing underwear at home. Not bad for 14 years together .

@PlaymobilPirate you have AIRCON !

dashes round to pack a overnight bag

God even an orgy doesn't get going on this heat, we all ended up around the fans and air con saying how good the cool air feels