When did I become that person... (lighthearted)

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Im hoping and praying its just the heat... I've just realised I've left the house to go the shop (to get wine!) and I realise I've actual gone out without a bra, unshaved legs on show and unpainted toenails in sandles!!! now don't get me wrong, I'm far from high maintance, I quite happily go out the house make up free hair scrapped back when not working but I thought I had some standards. I took my bra off as I was getting too hot and sweaty, I'm a large boobed lady but thankfully the dress I'm wearing seems to support them well, whilst my legs aren't full on gorilla they're definitely prickly cactus and to my eye noticeable and I don't like looking at other people's nasty toenails so I dont want people looking at mine... What's happened to me!!!!

I must have missed a bit shaving my legs and all through a meeting at work today I could see my hairy leg. It was taunting me with its hairy patch around the knee. In fairness I also whipped my bra off at the first moment it was acceptable when I got home today so I feel your pain. Heat and big baps don’t mix

Op I hope you don't get knocked done en route...
Imagine the shame.
Did your dgm never speak to you about matching /clean underwear?

I have always been 'that person'. Makes life a lot easier not giving too much of a toss about how I look on a day to basis. I save the leg shaving for special occasions 😉

The siren-like call of wine is very powerful. Be glad you aren't naked.

NC as anyone who knows me will recognise this story - in response to the pp who mentioned potentially being run over - I used to work in A&E and I once looked after an 80 year old gentleman who'd been hit by a bus. He wasn't badly hurt, and we chatted as I fixed him. He said 'pet, me mam always insisted I wear clean knickers when out in case I got hit by a bus. All me life I've made a point of wearing good clean knickers in town, just in case. Today, I finally got hit by that bus. And what happened? I shit meself.' 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thank you, I feel so much better knowing I'm not alone!!! yes I think it was the call of wine that blinded me to the dire state of my appearance! 😂

Secretnurse
😂😂😂😂😂 Bless him!!!

You just inspired me to touch up my toenail polish!

Dementedma
Glad to have been of help!!! 😂

I’ve always been that person. At Uni I used to go to the shop in my nightie if we were low on fags and pasties.

I would wear a headscarf though (fashionable at the time).