Aibu to ask for revenge ideas

[coolestmum]

I need some ideas on getting back at someone who has seriously pissed me off. Nothing extreme of course, just ideas to inconvenience their day a bit! And yes I know just letting it go and being happy are the best revenge but I’m not that reasonable yet!

These threads always go so badly with tales of people behaving appallingly.
What have they done?

Watching this, but not really brave enough for any of the likely ideas.

Nothing totally destructive. Just lies and losing me money. Caused me a fair bit of inconvenience and upset. Just want to repay them with a bit of inconvenience of my own.
So was hoping for some creative (but harmless) ideas.

Getting on with you life, not being eaten up is the best revenge.

Hire a hitman, that'll teach them.

I really wouldn’t

Just don’t be there for them. If they want something then you’re busy.

Live life well for you

Old school dog crap in a flaming paper bag on doorstep lol

Can’t afford a hitman lol.
Definitely won’t be there for them.
I’m a bit impatient waiting for karma to do its thing

While I love to fantasise for a little bit at the height of my immediate anger, I never do any of it and instead just focus on my own stuff and seem to move on quicker.

*Sigh🙄

Just move on OP, otherwise you are no better. If they are a professional or tradesperson, say, then complain via the appropriate channel if you were misled. It's not harmless to plan 'revenge' that might cause all sorts of issues, just because you feel wronged, quite the opposite really. I'd just fantasise about it for a day or so if it helps, pursue any appropriate legal channels to recoup money lost if you were misled something and get on with your week/life.